Murphy’s Law-ed

I just got fucked in the ass by a 18-wheel trailer today. That trailer truck blocked abotu 3 lanes along Libis, on the way to Katipunan, and I was stuck in its wrath of traffic for a good half hour. What really made my ass bleed is that I missed my Philo orals by 5 minutes, which in the system of my professor, merits an F. I just fucking F’ed my first philo orals because of a fucking traffic incident. I bet Murphy was a gay inmate in Sing Sing, because he sure knows his ass fucking.